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☕Dahn The Haus Dark Roast

☕Dahn The Haus Dark Roast

Joe Long's Dahn The House Dark Roast - Whole Bean
Joe Long's Dahn The House Dark Roast - Ground Coffee

Try Joe Long’s Dahn The Haus Dark Roast today!
Available in whole bean or ground.
Taste tested and approved by Don & Deb!

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